Your House Man

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.

“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”

by My House Man March 16, 2020

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Spider-Man Kiss your dog

When you spider man kisses your dog

Shut up Spider-Man Kiss your dog

by Robert Hamill September 24, 2019

your local old man

That weird guy who watches porn on the library pc

Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

the man of your dreams

Every little girls fantasy, a dangerous misconception that one person can save you from yourself. It is dangerous to assume that they are your soulmate because darling, because a knight in shining armour has never had their armour tested. Do not trust your fifteen year old self idea of true love, they are just a fantasy man.

The man of your dreams was tall, smart and charming. Charming does not mean shit unless they are compassionate.

by Neo Astarte June 18, 2014

Your Grandpa a man bra

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%

May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

by CaptainCosmos May 14, 2018

Your nan a man

Worse than

"Your mum gay"
"Your dad lesbian"
"Your granny tranny"
"Your gramps a tramp"
"Your sister a mister"
"Your brother is a mother"
"Your family tree lgbt"
This word can overpower the already legendary "no u"

Frank: Your mum gay
Edward: Your dad lesbian
Frank: Your granny tranny
Edward: Your gramps a tramp
Frank: Your sister a mister
Edward: Your brother a mother
Frank: Your family tree lgbt
Edward: dont make me do it
Frank: do it pussy
Edward: Your nan a man
Frank: no u

(it is not effective)
Frank explodes, the sun explodes and earth is covered in fire

by H0w d0 1 m4ke fr1ends May 15, 2018