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C r y s t a l G l o m

A cocktail that can only appear every so often. It requires 2 parts Crystal Pepsi and 1 part Japanese Gin. Can be found in the VOiD. Users claim it tastes like something similar to ノスタルジア
User 1: What are you drinking?
User 2: C r y s t a l G l o m
User 1: ...What... is that?

User 2: Try it
User 1: *takes a sip and precedes to make Dial Up noises
by D00RMAN November 5, 2025
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You are dying of boredom. Please tell a loved one you love them, or go to YouTube, or do something to quench this. Please you got this.
Boredom is consuming me, and some examples are typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q 0 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.
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1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.
"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

\=-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA
HELP ME
by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025
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#CPO S H I F T Y

The Best Discord Packer to Ever Exist. His jokes are exquisite and he should be HOF. His whole clan is so good and so HOF. Shifty is better than Qesper, Surrski, and all them other bitch ass niggas.
#CPO S H I F T Y IS SO GOATED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE SHOULD BE HALL OF FAME QESPER K
by butt ass naked jr February 8, 2025
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q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter
Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google
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4j5ioesbf7zv9a8e5]=y[t-\J

gurjus is not a 4j5ioesbf7zv9a8e5=yt-\J
by arandomguylmao May 6, 2025
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