A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.
"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"
by 11Chicago March 7, 2025
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So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017
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Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!
by Fiveash March 1, 2010
Get the Mexican Wrist Watch mug.Whilst spending an evening in Wichita, one must wrap their wrist with their veiney peen and ask local broads what time it is. Answer is always- Time to get your dick sucked
Hey ma'am can you check the time on my Wichita wrist watch? Oh it's smoke dick 30, right on.~ Uncle P
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Get the Wichita wrist watch mug.A very popular penis trick, most commonly used in shower situations with an audience. It's done by taking the penis and bringing it up over the wrist, then holding it against the pelvis: resembling a wrist watch.
Jimmy: Hey Joey, would you happen to know what time it is?
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
Joey: Yes, just let me check my wrist watch.... it's 5:45.
Jimmy: Thank you.
by Joe-Dogg 52 December 29, 2005
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by big lankyness September 10, 2010
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Example 1: Can you look at my watch and tell me what time it is?
Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).
Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.
Example 2: While walking out of the bathroom at the bar, "Oh no, these girls already have watches on!" (True story).
Example 3: Gonna give my girlfriend a San Luis Wrist Watch surprise when I get off work tonight.
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