Irish Wristwatch

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

by 11Chicago March 7, 2025

Wristwatcher

Wristwatcher – Someone obsessed with watches, whether spotting high-end pieces in the wild, knowing which ones are real or fake, reviewing celebrity and designer watches online, or even acting as a spotter for gangs hiring watch thieves. Could be a collector, a content creator, or a streetwise operative — either way, they’re always watching wrists.

Lee: Bruv… I keep watchin’ that guy on YouTube… that watch geezer, Nico Leonard… he keeps slaggin’ off celebrities’ watches and fake ones online. It’s proper funny, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL Yeah… he’s a proper wristwatcher, that geezer, innit?
Lee: Init, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 1, 2026