when you wanna say FML
Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
by Strafferen September 16, 2009
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Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.
Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
by #1SMTX May 24, 2024
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