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Bi-Winning

A term coined by Charlie Sheen referring to a state where one has adonis DNA and tiger blood coursing through one's veins.

The state of bi-winning is often achieved after taking more drugs than anyone could survive and then quitting said drugs solely through one's will power.

To be in such a state, one's brain may transcends this terrestrial realm to the extent that borrowing it would warrant the response "Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!" One must agree that drug tests don't lie and scoreboard doesn't lie to truly be bi-winning.

Also, to reinforce one's bi-winning-ness, one must constantly say "Winning" whenever such a comment is warranted.
“Wow what does that mean? Wow and then what? What’s the cure? Medicine? make me like them? Not gonna happen. I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?”
by Double A Tron March 22, 2011
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Bi-winning Curious

To be curious in regards to what the fuck Charlie Sheen is talking about
Wife: "Can't we watch something else? This guy is a moron"

Husband: "I know I should look away from this Charlie Sheen interview, but I am bi-winning curious."
by Travis T of Justice April 6, 2011
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Wingilingus

The act of eating chicken wings. With all that sucking and licking it almost is like the act of cunnilingus. Especially the wing, where you stick your tongue and suck between the 2 bones to get all the delicious meat and sauce.
The waiter gave us a weird look while when we started to wingilingus the buffalo wings.
by Ajason495 February 18, 2008
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Duh! Winning!

The state of being an out-of-control, talented, yet egomanical drug addict while insisting publicly that you're clean and that anyone who calls you out is a moron.
"Dude! I think you need help. You just got fired for driving your sports car into a tree while under the influence of coke, meth and alcohol."

"Duh! Winning!"
by zenpunkbiker March 20, 2011
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winning on the square

To win, or achieve success without any foul play, cheating, or manipulation.. By completely fair & ethical & honorable means.
Congrats on coming in 1st place John. You were awesome! I know you worked hard, & all that practice paid off. Thats straight winning on the square!
by littledesertflower September 24, 2011
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Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved
Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free
by t-n-d- December 26, 2011
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winning!

this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you've uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.
charley's been on a meth binge screaming, "winning!", i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.

that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?
by the real lopez! March 30, 2011
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