Windows ME? what are you stupid?
by theJackal July 28, 2004

Windows ME is a viruse that mysteriously appeared from another planet. This alien viruse made more viruses.
Windows ME hatched from the gaping anus of Microsoft Labs. Microsoft labs makes some interesting viruses. They made Windows 95, 98, XP and 2000 (which was a very similar viruse indeed) In fact Windows 95 and 98 and ME they are all inbred brother's and sisters. That's why they are so dumb, and make bad things happen to our poor friend Mr computer.
Windows ME hatched from the gaping anus of Microsoft Labs. Microsoft labs makes some interesting viruses. They made Windows 95, 98, XP and 2000 (which was a very similar viruse indeed) In fact Windows 95 and 98 and ME they are all inbred brother's and sisters. That's why they are so dumb, and make bad things happen to our poor friend Mr computer.
"I'm sorry to inform you...But you have Windows ME"
"Windows ME is in all my nightmares, I can't escape it"
"Can't sleep, Windows ME will eat me, and my chocolate ice cream"
"Windows ME is in all my nightmares, I can't escape it"
"Can't sleep, Windows ME will eat me, and my chocolate ice cream"
by clueless_furball November 10, 2008

Windows ME - a ridiculous example of how bad Microsoft operating systems can be. Windows ME (or Windows Mistake Edition if you know what I'm saying) had started development in 1999 while Windows NT 5.0 (known as Windows 2000 in its final release) was being developed for professional use. Windows ME was meant to be for home use and it was basically an upgrade to Windows 98. It was also the last operating system to be ran on top of MS-DOS (which made no sense because even though Windows NT existed, why would Microsoft want to make a 32-bit operating system on top of a 16-bit kernel?). It was also rushed - good job Microsoft. (You didn't only rush this OS so good job!) Due to how rushed it was, it had performance issues and driver support showed vulnerabilities. (Some builds of ME fucking blue screened when shutting down in safe mode - how amazing.) . Programs also ran on a single string of memory, meaning if one program crashed, every other program would crash too.
In 2000:
Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."
Person 1: "Hey, why are you using Windows 2000 at your house even though it's for professional use?"
Person 2: "Windows ME just doesn't support hardware that Windows 2000 does and it's shit. When I tried Windows ME at another place it just blue screened like every second.")
Person 1: "Understandable."
by mrfunnylaughs February 17, 2020

See Windows Vista.
Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.
Microsoft promised Windows Vista would be better. In the end it turned out to be not only worse, but infested with all kinds of things that track and monitor everything you do on your computer, even when you're offline. By the way, if you want to disable them you can't. Many have (appropriately) nicknamed it Windows ME 2.
When looking for a new OS a friend of mine suggested Windows Vista. But I decided I didn't want Microsoft breathing down my neck and I didn't want an OS that's about as stable as a poorly made block of C-4 in the passenger seat of a Ford truck driving on the bumpiest road in the world. So I got Linux instead. If you really want Windows, go with Windows XP, as it's the only stable version of Windows. Just don't get Windows ME 2.
by Synthiv January 12, 2009

by EveryoneHasThisName May 12, 2021

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.
"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *
by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

The shitbag of the Windows series. Heck, Windows 10 is better. WINDOWS 10. You are better off with Windows 2000.
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)
Windows ME is a operating system. The ME stands for Millenium Edition... all i can say.
If you live in 2000, just wait until Windows XP.
You’ll thank me. :)
by psuedooldhandle May 22, 2021
