A whataburger wet wipe is when you eat a big Gothic Mexican chick's ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin, Texas, and use your texas toast from your patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off your face.
by Joji_666 February 13, 2024
Get the whataburger wet wipe mug.When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Credit to Jason vest on instagram
Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024
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Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe
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by BingusCat January 8, 2021
Get the wet wipe mug.by Joewolfe January 31, 2021
Get the Louisiana wet wipe mug.When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipe mug.When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipe mug.A Wenatchee Wet Wipe /wɛˈnætʃi ˈwet ˌwaɪp/ occures when one goes #2 in a porta potty that is on the verge of overflowing and some of the filthy water splashes back on their genitalia, perineum, sphincter and/or buttocks.
It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.
It is also commonly refered to as: Nevada Nutslap, West Virginia Waterpark, St-Louis Spit Shine, New England Claw Shower, Spokane Splash Back, Bismark Watermark, etc.
by The Flying Frenchman 13 November 22, 2025
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