An insanely small town with zero diversity and excellent schools. If you go here you’ll probably get into a good college. There is more forest than people, and there’s literally nothing to do.
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Get the Absolute Weston mug.A urban legend, The famous well renowned spotty twat or some call him pudgy woo. He happens to be very greasy and riddled with acne, he is well known for his quotes such as, PHL (pure honking like) and (sergeant greesebaw) and also (THE NOW AYE)
Your spots are looking really bad today, you resemble Sam Weston today. Or do you know the urban legend sam Weston is visiting london this week!
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Get the Sam Weston mug.Andy Biersack's (Andy Six) alter-ego; a porn star known for making films with Ashley Purdy. Together, they make live-action Purdy Porn, and Andley.
Ash: Hey Andy, I've been feeling really horny lately.
Andy: Oh baby one sec, I'll come in a minute. (Andy transforms into Dennis Westower)
Dennis (Andy): MY BODY IS READY
Andy: Oh baby one sec, I'll come in a minute. (Andy transforms into Dennis Westower)
Dennis (Andy): MY BODY IS READY
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A beautiful and majestic female sex god. Like a fine wine, The Weitzel only gets better (and by better I mean hornier/sexier) with age. Though the Weitzel has slept with nearly every creature with a ding-a-ling on the planet, it is near impossible to reproduce and spawn another gorgeous W.I.L.F. It is said in legend that only one man, one big balled man, who has unthinkably godly sized balls, huge balls, Adimantium infused wreckingball size balls, dangling hairy balls, balls that probably make your balls look like chicken shit pussies, balls so ginormous they have the power to move objects, is capable of recreating the WILF. Though sir #### valiantly tried to reproduce with the “W.I.L.F,” the offspring resulted in an awkward disaster. Thus, we can only hope that the stunningly large testicled man of legend will one day meet his destiny and smash the W.I.L.F, and keep these near extinct species alive and poofing and cob-webbing (excreting a powder-like substance from one of several orifices which in it younger stages are thought to have once contained liquid, which dried and condensed into a light powdery substance, much like baby powder.)
Guy 1: WOOO I just had the kinkiest sex with the weitzel
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.
Guy 2: so did I.
Every Guy on earth: So did we.
Every species of mammel: So did we.
Every organism on earth: So did we.
Every extra-terrestrial life form: So did we.
Every unborn fetus: So did we
Chuck norris: So did I
O.G. Mudbone: So did I, but my d was too small, that thangs stretched like a bih.
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Get the weitzel mug.A.K.A. the W.I.L.F ( weitzel id like to f*ck.) An old re-dinky-donky-ulously saggy tittied female. One whose breasts resemble two pale garbage bags filled with pudding or some other form of goo which droop bellow its waist line (especially when it wears its natural attire, of no bra.) The vaginal cavity of the wilf is encrusted with powder and spider webs, the wilf is a slut and a man’s “best nightmare ;).” The wilf prefers facials, anal, facials, sex, facials, penis, facials, and facials. Don’t approach one unless you wish to be fucked on site in a cave for many days, the cave being its anus.
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