warhammer was oringinally designed in the late 1970s when nerds unanimously desided that computer games, Dungeouns and dragons and a complete lack of respect for clenleaness wherent enough to stop them getting girlfriends. This gave grown, acne filled, drooling men everywhere yet another reason to stay in there mothers basement and not see the light of day for week... Phew and there was me thinking I might move out.
"Would you like to play WARHAMMER with me tonight gerald."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."
"no thankyou i'm filing mothersvarookas."
by afro joe April 18, 2005
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The place where everyone is a nerd, a virgin and has no life. If you read even a single article on the wiki, you have zero shot of every getting laid and have forfeited your life to the franchise.
Person 1: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes
by LeBanj March 17, 2021
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In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!
by gishman May 24, 2020
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Person 2: So you are a warhammer player?
Person 1: Yeah, but how can i smell good?
Person 2: Shower
Person 1: Shower?
Person 2: So you are a warhammer player?
Person 1: Yeah, but how can i smell good?
Person 2: Shower
Person 1: Shower?
by warhammer hater January 11, 2024
Get the warhammer player mug.One who capitulates to the Zionist New world Order or is actively taking part. They must first got to go to Jerusalem and hump the Roman wall to be part of the wall humper club. Through this action of humping, the subject goes through the ritual of sexually appeasing the Jewish female emanation in Kaballah known as Shekhinah
I thought Donald Trump was maga but more like miga! I saw him with a group of wall humpers and he started humping the wall too!! He's a wallhumper!!!
by Bobby Tardwater August 20, 2025
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A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021
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