Wittied

When one smarts off to his elder and then gets taken to the wood shed.

Mike "wittied" Brad and then got his ass whipped in the parking lot!

by Fritter11 July 2, 2015

Witty

Janet Garcia

That Janet Garcia, she’s a real witty character. She’s quick on her toes with her sense of humor.

by Janetsfriend February 6, 2022

Witty Boy

A person who is intelligent, stylish, exudes high quality, and graceful in performance.

Witty Boys are known to be Classy and sophisticated
N.B. "Boy" in this context is Generic

Her date was the perfect witty boy-sharp-minded, stylish, and full of charm.

by Stylish being August 31, 2024

Quick witty

Someone who can think of and make a joke very quickly. The same as "quick-witted," but one less letter.

Ellen DeGeneres is a very quick witty person.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

witty & pretty

facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...

not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter

you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....

Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D

by witty1pretty2 June 17, 2012

Witty

Jefe

He is very smart and a witty person

by Hwy$peed March 31, 2022

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011