Wittied

When one smarts off to his elder and then gets taken to the wood shed.

Mike "wittied" Brad and then got his ass whipped in the parking lot!

by Fritter11 July 2, 2015

Quick witty

Someone who can think of and make a joke very quickly. The same as "quick-witted," but one less letter.

Ellen DeGeneres is a very quick witty person.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 9, 2019

witty & pretty

facebook page wittypretty2012
basically a page devoted to life as a woman....and created to be a way for women to vent anonymously about things they love and hate....possibly offensive twisted humor...

not intended to offend/please anyone but to make light of the not so easy situations while creating some laughter

you can post pics links whatever isn't directly offensive related to race, weight, culture or aimed at weakening anyones self esteem....

Them witty & pretty bitches kick ass :D

by witty1pretty2 June 17, 2012

Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

witty

a word that can be used to describe mexican sex workers

sarah is so witty

by mexicanlady7272828282 April 14, 2021

shitty witty

shitty witty- a term slaves use in the presence of discord mod to gain notice.

discord mod- hello slaves
future kitten- thats very shitty witty UwU..
discord mod- fuck, thats hot, give head
future kitten- ues ples

by MEI BO BO BEAR April 25, 2022

Witty

A word that means someone is funny, without spending several hours rehearsing and writing jokes. It’s a fine art for all who can bare the title.

Also somewhat commonly a word used in internet usernames, as to say “haha look im witty”

Person A: “Aren’t they so witty?”
Person B: “Yeah, I love hearing their jokes.”

by funkytowndweller May 20, 2022