Willie 

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.

Willie is a narcissist.

Willie by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023

Willie Boyd 

Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.

Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot

Willie Boyd by 47°C April 7, 2017

Willie Jack 

To drop food on oneself while eating, particularly when the mess is visible to others.

Did you see that guy eating his dinner? He did a massive Willie Jack!

Willie Jack by MetalMayhem666 August 12, 2019

willie foo foo 

A very stupid person.

He just stood there looking like Willie Foo Foo.

willie foo foo by Mike August 24, 2003

willie bow 

A devastating elbow that is quick in succession, Willie bows are the most dangerous of all elbows even more so than a Metta world peace bow

Boy ya shouldve stayed ya ass home
I'm finna give you a willie bow

willie bow by Spitsmadfire November 18, 2013

Willie Obiano 

The 4th democratic governor of Anambra state. He is widely regarded by Anambrarians as one of the worst governors of Anambra state. More commonly known as "Willie the drunk", he is supported mainly by intellectually disabled persons or the 1% who know about his skirt chasing problem. Some of the things he's achieved as governor include:

1. Putting the cart before the horse
2. Refusal to take action during the Onitsha market fire. He was caught hosting visitors and measuring dick with the Nigerian army during the fire. Millions of property were lost; no fire fighters around to help contain the fire.
3. Arranges a photo op with Pope Francis at the Vatican.
4. Bans the operation of commercial motorcycles without setting up an alternative.
5. Incapable of building and maintaining an adequate, safe system of roads and bridges.

6. Blames Peter Obi for his drinking problems and accountability issues.

This is an unbiased definition of Willie Obiano. I kid you not.

I hope someone tells Willie Obiano that he is better at drinking than at being a governor.

Willie Obiano by Grumpy Ned February 6, 2020

Willie Pete

A grenade which explodes into a cloud of White Phosphorouse and burns all flammable objects within its blast radus. The name comes from the WP (which stands for White Phosphorous) after the military name, but in Vietnam, soldiers just took the WP and made it Willie Pete. When combined with psycopathic terrorists, Willie Petes makes for tons-o-fun! Just light 'em up and watch 'em burn!

Willie Pete'd! Ow, my burning flesh!

Willie Pete by Th3 1rish D3vil April 15, 2004