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Verizon Standard Time by beefc August 17, 2011
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Verizon FiOS
Ripping everyone off since 2008 with their "fast internet"! How great is it to have "50mbps internet" that never comes?
Jim: Oh hey I have Optimum Online Ultra! I get speeds up to 101mbps! I know it's not possible to make it to 101mbps all the time, but most of the time, I get about 61mbps! What about you, dude?
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...
Tim: Suck it! I have 8mbps! WHAT! Verizon FiOS has the best Internet in the nation!
Jim: I-I think you should just... you know, leave.
Tim: Yeah...
Verizon FiOS by TheAznGeek December 15, 2009
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Verizon iPhone
Something, that will never exist no matter how many hours a day Verizon wireless users spend blogging, whineing, and trolling the "Verizon Forums" and "Apple Discussions."
Reason 1: You can't just Jailbreak, unlock, and activate an iPhone on Verizon Wireless is because The iPhone uses GSM Technology, T-Mobile, and AT&T are the mobile carriers that use GSM in the United States. Verizon, Sprint, Criket, and most other carriers all use inferior CDMA technology. The iPhones hardware CANNOT run on a CDMA network, no matter what you do to it.
Reason 2: If Apple were to build a Verizon iPhone they would have to completelly re-write the mobile networking section of iOS to use the CDMA technology.
In the end: If there ever was a CDMA iPhone in existance, it was probably a first-generation prototype, that was built in 2005 before Apple had selcted an official carrier to sell the iPhone. If you were able to get a hold of this prototype (If it wasn't either destroyed or burried in Steve Jobs's basement), Apple would sue you faster than they sued the guy who found the iPhone 4 prototype earlier this year.
Reason 1: You can't just Jailbreak, unlock, and activate an iPhone on Verizon Wireless is because The iPhone uses GSM Technology, T-Mobile, and AT&T are the mobile carriers that use GSM in the United States. Verizon, Sprint, Criket, and most other carriers all use inferior CDMA technology. The iPhones hardware CANNOT run on a CDMA network, no matter what you do to it.
Reason 2: If Apple were to build a Verizon iPhone they would have to completelly re-write the mobile networking section of iOS to use the CDMA technology.
In the end: If there ever was a CDMA iPhone in existance, it was probably a first-generation prototype, that was built in 2005 before Apple had selcted an official carrier to sell the iPhone. If you were able to get a hold of this prototype (If it wasn't either destroyed or burried in Steve Jobs's basement), Apple would sue you faster than they sued the guy who found the iPhone 4 prototype earlier this year.
Verizon iPhone by xyz1347 October 9, 2010
Verizon Connection
The connection between a man and woman, man and man, or woman and woman that is very strong, such as the Verizon Network Connection which is very reliable and avaliable in almost every city/state. So when two people share a strong connection, it is referred to as "The Verizon Connection"
Dude: Man, I just brokeup with my girl.
You: Why man?!
Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!
You: Why man?!
Dude: I'm not sure; it didn't feel right. No connection.
You: Man, too bad you guys didn't have the Verizon Connection!
Verizon Connection by kyleelol69x3 July 9, 2009
Verizon Pause
An awkward pause that follows a question you know the answer to but don't have the stones to answer truthfully.
Smith: We made a decision to change our pricing model, and what we've done is we've allowed people to share data among a number of devices regardless of how many people are on the plan, it's a device model. And we're charging on the megabytes of data that they use.
Moe: Why?
(Verizon Pause)
Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.
Moe: Why?
(Verizon Pause)
Smith: People have changed the usage of how they're using their devices. They're moving to using more data, and to ensure the speed and reliability and the access to the network, people are paying for the amount of data that they use.
Verizon Pause by Spirit Bear December 17, 2012
Verizon iPhone
Something that DID HAPPEN. When the iPhone 4 was released in February of 2k11. No one thought they would see the day but truth of the matter is, the iPhone was originally going to be launched on the Verizon network but Verizon wasn't keen on the way Apple wanted to run things. So Apple already had the technology built the iOS firmware just needed to be updated.
Whoever wrote the one saying it would never happen was obviously a little salty when it came out.
Whoever wrote the one saying it would never happen was obviously a little salty when it came out.
The iPhone that shocked the nerds across the world. Verizon iPhone.
Bob: Hey Im getting the iPhone.
Bill: I thought you have Verizon?
Bob: There making an iPhone 4 for Verizon
Bill:Really no way!
Bob: I think im gonna love the Verizon iPhone.
Bob: Hey Im getting the iPhone.
Bill: I thought you have Verizon?
Bob: There making an iPhone 4 for Verizon
Bill:Really no way!
Bob: I think im gonna love the Verizon iPhone.
Verizon iPhone by LivDahhling August 17, 2011
Verizon FiOS
A fun place that opened up during the summer in Massapequa Park a town in Long Island. If you were a kid between the ages of 10 to 17, you were there. Basically it was a way for people to test out Verizon FiOS, a high speed internet connection. A couple of kids from Berner Middle School got banned from the place for leaving a huge pile of bikes on the sidewalk. A lot of the rebellious punks and wiggers hung out there. It lasted the whole summer but it had to close down eventually; it was only supposed to show people what Verizon FiOS can do.
Oh, I'm so bored. I'm too lazy to go on Myspace at home so i'll just go to that Verizon FiOS place in the village and go on there.
Verizon FiOS by CheezNapkin August 1, 2008