Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.

My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.

by Udayweiz December 22, 2019

vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.

"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.

1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 8, 2023

bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

slick as vaseline

What Slick Rick is, he's shy as well due to his eye injury

Slick Rick has worn an eyepatch since he was a baby, he's shy, and he's slick as vaseline.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 27, 2023

Vaselined Arse Fairy

Some effeminate person whose lubrication of choice is a good old fashioned tub of petroleum jelly. Popularised by Miles from This life, a show about a bunch of half cut workshy whinging lawyers.

Julian Clairy is a prime example of a vaselined arse fairy. He rubs so much vaseline ® around his crack that chaffing is seldom a problem.

by Arshavin August 23, 2009

vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.
Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation today was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by K3RM February 27, 2008