The overwhelming emotional state consisting of awe, confusion, passion, grief, fascination, regret, excitement, and sorrow experienced by a male westerner traveling to eastern Europe and finding himself in a vast sea of breathtakingly beautiful women, after having spent his entire life among mostly fat, ugly, and miserably arrogant freaks and feminists of his native land, usually America.
-How is your trip to Lviv, homie?
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!
-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!
-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!
by UrbanVegan September 20, 2018
Get the Aesthetic Vertigomug. An up-and-coming rapper from Paris, France who is only known for being on Mattniklo's song. And will not show his fucking face
by matthiash February 8, 2021
Get the tyel vertigomug. The strange sensation one feels when it looks like it's 70°F outside, but it is actually only 45 or 50.
I looked out the window and it seemed warm, but was hit with Midwest Vertigo when the cold air blasted me in the face.
by Hoosier headache May 28, 2018
Get the Midwest Vertigomug.