ursula schnerschl

in her freetime she makes RW dates with siegfried ganser
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi

ursula schnerschl

by rooooooooooobin May 20, 2019

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023

unforgivable ursula

When you blindfold a chick to have sex with her but instead take her to the middle of the street and run her over with her own car.

I didn’t want to sleep with her so I just gave her the unforgivable Ursula.

by TheJoker87 June 9, 2020