Ursula

A magical witch that lives in the countryside surrounded by leaves, trees and crabs

Will you stop ursulating your way through my life? I've already told you, I am married!!!!

by Koyaaaa May 8, 2023

ursula schnerschl

in her freetime she makes RW dates with siegfried ganser
loves to verbuchen Rechnungen with Perschanalverrechnung
she plays fork knife
alt f4 -> show bobs and vagene and pipi

ursula schnerschl

by rooooooooooobin May 20, 2019

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023