Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

Urk

Urk is a slang word for weed, created by the austrian rap group SMK.

P1: "Ayo, bruh u got some urky urk?" P2: "Sure man, got the best urk in town bruh."

by Nnox October 29, 2021

Urk

Urk (or Urkie) is the name of the greatest being, soul, or "skepsel", that has entered your time existing on earth, or is still to come. A being that comes from love.

"Urkie, Moeks en Pappa is so bitter lief vir jou. Ek dank God Elke dag vir jou."

by eksskuus December 28, 2019

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical drug that is extremely rare. it is often made with cheap materials and sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk is believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief. Taking too many fake urks will trick your body into overdosing so it is very important to verify your plug.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025