by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2010
noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.
by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 09, 2013
When you feel the need to quickly and aggressively relieve your bowels after a horrible quality meal.
"Yo, dude I've got THE PORCELAIN URGE! Where's your bathroom, that MickeyD's we ate earlier tore me up!"
by ThatMusicGuy1176 November 11, 2015
by Anigger7 January 30, 2017
The urge to sing Irish songs and do Irish things once alcohol is consumed. Side effects include knowing the words to songs you don’t know when you’re sober and going for red heads.
Wow look at Brailen. His Irish urge is so big tonight that he’s cheating on his girlfriend with that redhead he was jigging with!
by shutupbrailen January 09, 2022
by Ignatz April 12, 2008
by taffeny June 01, 2011