Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

ukrainian pissnut

when you pee and nut and ukraine at the same time, also when you are a piss-nuts and are ukrainian

i had an ukrainian pissnut yesterday when masterbating

by v[pizdek September 13, 2022

Ukrainian Slingshot

The act of grabbing someone’s testicles from behind and pulling them back till they sling forward.

“Yo Jonathan gave Timmy the old Ukrainian slingshot in the locker room.”

by Ball slingshot September 10, 2023

Ukrainian twins

Babies conceived during or after eating pierogies. Alternately, conceived on top of a plate of pierogies.

I gave birth to Ukrainian twins 40 weeks after a delicious, pierogi-fuelled roll in the hay

by Thrillhouse3412 August 11, 2023

Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.

Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"

by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015

Ukrainian Jackhammer

When a guy fucks a girl in her vagina while standing up and holding her ankles and lifting her up and down like a jackhammer. Whilst moving up and down the girl gives a guy ,who is laying down, a blowjob.

John gave Susie a Ukrainian jackhammer whilst she blew Andrew.

by saldkkjsldlkjfsdllfsadlfkjsdfl January 6, 2010

Ukrainian Raincoat

"Ukrainian raincoat" is the act of anal sexual intercourse with headless radioactive mutants that have concurrent explosive diarrhea.

Famous actor Chris White was found by witnesses during a Ukrainian Raincoat in the back of a car on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles

by Dr69x March 15, 2013