When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.
This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!
by HyperDunks November 18, 2010
The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.
Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.
Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.
Brian: Ah...
Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.
Brian: Ah...
by AK #23 December 28, 2011
1.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.
Someone who swings both ways, e.g. a bi or bisexual.
2.
A person who behaves & acts like a member of the opposite sex. Also a person who wants to be more like a member of the opposite sex, e.g. a transsexual.
1. Neil: "What's the story with Jerry? One day he's dating that blonde, then last week I saw him out with gay Ken."
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.
Bill: "Didn't you know? He's a two way adaptor."
2a. Hey, that guy acts like a real pussy - a two way adaptor if ever I saw one.
2b. I can't wait for my operation. soon I'll be transformed from Michael into Michelle. Meanwhile I guess I'm just a two way adaptor.
by Orville Schnopps August 06, 2008
When one goes about the act of vomiting and defecating at the same time, causing the individual to spew filth in multiple directions.
"After pulling a Texas Two-Way in the parking lot, George promptly rallied on into the Van Halen concert."
by Ffej16 November 21, 2015
Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 05, 2014
When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.
by bollyoi99 February 05, 2023
When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.
by bollyoi99 February 05, 2023