bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013

Trampolining

Something that SNL made up: Boys sit on a one story roof, while a girl jumps up and down on a trampoline and gives him head while she's in the air. When a girl has trampolined 10 guys, she gets a Silly band

did you see SNL last night, with the skit with the trampolining and souping? we should do that

by SarafinaImelza December 26, 2010

trampolining

(v.) the act of holding a shirt over ones genitals whilst whipping one's hips and external genitalia in the direction of said shirt, thereby creating the effect in the shirt that is seen on the underside of a trampoline when teenagers jump on it

Jeph, in a celebratory action, pulled down his pants, held his Chrebet jersey taught over his genitalia, trampolining it in front of everyone watching the game.

by Poundtowner January 18, 2010

trampoline sex

Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.

Maria and Keith had trampoline sex and Maria could not handle the pain but Keith could not stop driving his penis into her.

by JohnSmitty July 10, 2006

Tampoline

Something girls use to bounce on. It is usually quite supple, though not, unfortunately, subtle. The sport of tampolining can be dangerous, with a possible risk of Contamplination. Side effects include sweating, dilated pupils, auditory and visual hallucinations, most commonly seeing red stars in front of your eyes or a fat man in a tutu who shouts "EMINENCE! EMINENCE!" and hearing the Travelling Wilburys when the sun sets. Your voice may also go up an octave and start sounding slightly like Roy Orbison and you may feel a constant need to rub yourself erotically on anything vaguely related to Norway. This disease is not generally serious, though the worst cases have been known to result in proposal, leading to decreased spatal awareness and being cloven in two. Where more common diseases like Shureydia and Fistula Sylvanitis can be caused by such rudimentary items like cinnamon and meatballs, Contamplination is actually cured by rubbing cloves all over your body.

"And I found out the bitch had Contamplination... so I ground her with my pestle"
"I wish I could tampoline, but unfortunately I have a penis."
"My thighs hurt, too much tampolining last night"
"Daniel avoided Contamplination with a swift clove enema. It hurt, but it was worth it."

by a victim of tampolining January 22, 2009

trampolinist

someone who has the guts to jump 30 ft. in the air do multiple flips and manage to stay in a tiny box part of usa-GYMNATICS.

I'm a trampolinist, gymnastics was'nt gutsy enough for me.

by KayRy November 13, 2007

areola trampoline

Used to describe a woman's very large areolas. They are big enough to jump on like a trampoline.

Last night I jumped around on her areola trampolines.

by Mossytwat October 6, 2008