Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat
“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”
by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024
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Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 20, 2022
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Russian traffic cone

The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
That girl just made me do a russian traffic cone for a video.
by BigKJohnson76 February 08, 2024
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