Torts

Shorts so tight the wearers penis looks like a turtle head.

Can you change those torts, everyone can see your turtle dick.

by eagleeyeshane777 June 30, 2021

Tort

A mixture of a tent and fort. Basically a fort which has been built out of pillows and blankets but looks and has the shape of a tent.

Our tort was so awesome.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Tort

Romanian word for cake

Did you bring the tort ?

by David the romanian November 2, 2020

Tort

A mixture of a tent and a fort. Basically pillows and blankets, as used in a fort, but it looks and is shaped like a tent.

Our tort was built really well.

by Fudgecake May 14, 2016

Torted

Having tort.

You make me so torted!

by Green daddy pop March 21, 2022

Matt Tort

When you bang a chick belly to belly.

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Tort

Irish directive to think

I tort it might be an good idea for you to read this article!

by Call elated June 13, 2018