Tina is a breathe of fresh air. She is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. She drinks like a fish but becomes an Audubon Guide to every fucking North American bird you’ve ever seen when she’s drunk. Some people think her know-it-all-attitude is annoying but her husband thinks she’s hilarious. When Tina isn’t partying by a campfire you can find her doing a jigsaw puzzle or reading a book. Tina is a good friend but if you cross her you’ll likely never talk to Tina again. She doesn’t give a fuck.
Person1: I wonder which bird is up in that tree?
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
Person 2: Oh, let’s ask Tina, she knows everything.
Tina: You’re listening to a Cedar Waxwing’s thin, lisping cry.
by Tinalover May 29, 2022
Funny SHORT asian girl. Loves to talk a lot of nonsense.
Loves Chinese food and can't stop talking about it.
Loves Chinese food and can't stop talking about it.
by bformvalentine August 6, 2011
Very mysterious, sexy, scary, and not like other girls. Acts innocent and calm when they meet new people, so do not be fooled. Tinas tend to have a deep internalized hatred for men and a long history of daddy issues. They fall under the category of psychotic crazy ass bitch. Besides all that Tina will be one of the most unique and funny girls you will ever meet even though they are a little insane.
by islutty December 12, 2021
A street name for crystal methamphetamine. Term is used primarily within the homosexual community and derives its name from "Christina," an alliterative nickname for crystal meth.
Hey girl, I've been up all night cleaning my house and having anonymous sex with men after snorting some tina earlier.
by Flossy Spacek September 16, 2009
The llama from napoleon dynamite!!
by Sexgod6869 October 11, 2018