Tobias Thunder Thighs is one of the most exquisite being to
walk the Earth.
He is basically like a god with the most powerful, muscular, brawny, sturdy, strapping, hefty, burly, robust,
fit, athletic, vigorous,
rugged, impregnable, impenetrable, inviolable, and unassailable thighs in the Omniverse.
"Whoa look at Tobias
Thunder Thighs!
Did you ask him out yet?"
"
Sorry did you say something? I was too
busy looking at Tobias' Thunder Thighs."