thirty thousandaire

n. someone who lives above their means or wants people to think they are rich. prevalent in Dallas, Texas.

Sam's not rich. He leases that Beamer and rents that condo. He's a thirty thousandaire.

by MDub November 8, 2005

fuck-thirty

An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.

After the huge blizzard, my wife woke me up at fuck-thirty to go shovel the driveway.

by Goostoff January 28, 2005

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.

Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

never-thirty

A term used to predict the arrival time of a particular person or event when desiring to connote an extremely low probability of occurrence. Alternate spellings include never:thirty and never:30

Hey, what time do you think David is going to show up? Oh, I'd say about never-thirty.

by Cousin & Cuz August 19, 2007

thirty-sixties

n. A Chicagoland slang for mid-grade marijuana. It is often concidered as "failed" dank and should contain minimal seed count. The name refers to the amount for it is sold for: 30 dollars an eighth or 60 dollars a quarter.

Hey Jeremy, what'd you pick up this week?

Just an ounce of the thirty-sixities.

by dee eye zee May 27, 2005

thirty rack

A 30 case of beer, generally Busch Light. Used frequently by high school and college students.

All I know is I give somebody $20 and they come back with a thirty rack of beer.

by Buckles McGee December 9, 2008

thirtyteen

A replacement word for thirty, similar to the twenteen replacement for twenty. Used for people who continue to be a teenager well after their age has exceded the teenage years.

I will turn thirtyteen in the future.

by Songtone August 4, 2007