the good the bad and the ugly

The coolest most awsome western (movie) ever made starring Clint Eastwood (The baddest motherfucker ever), Lee van Cleef (Also pretty badass) and Tuco. Directed by a fat guy called Sergio Leone who also made some other westerns with an equally badass Clint Eastwood. You thought Dirty Harry was badass? Well wait 'till you see this cigar smoking, gun firing universal badass kick peoples asses. With his hands.
Best western ever made. (Except for The Searchers starring John Wayne)

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by z0mgpl0x May 10, 2014

Praying at the ugly rug

A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.

* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!

Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!

by Andy the Great May 25, 2007

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008

spread the ugly

The act of cursing someone out in a loud manner so that others not involved can hear.

Julie to Kevin: You tool!!!
Kevin to Julie: Go screw yourself!!!

Bystander: wow, those two sure know how to spread the ugly

by Benzoic May 23, 2010

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

pushin' the ugly

When someone won't keep their ugly opinioins, unecessary drama, or fugly face to themselves. Making it hard for someone to escape your ugliness.

I was trying to ignore his existance, but he keeps pushin' the ugly.

by ughbutter March 18, 2009

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

This phrase is mainly used by women who have a certain hatred for ass involvement. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly mainly entails:
The Good: pussy eating
The Bad: salad tossing
and The Ugly: all "nicely" rounded off with ass sex

Carol:So how was last night with Darren???
Ann:Horrible, tried on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly!!!

by borisstroganoffski December 28, 2005