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cum bucket list

A list of people to do and things to see before you die.

Like "bucket list", the term has its roots in the phrase "kicked the bucket".

If you manage to collect every STI and STD on the list before you keel over, you win the game.
Effectively the result is like using one of the old-style "purity test" lists as a checklist:

1. Have you done it in a boat?
2. Have you done it with a goat?
3. Have you mated with a sheep?
4. Have you tried it on a dung heap?

Oh drats, missed one. Better get busy and knock that one off the cum bucket list because you only live once!
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Bucket list

A lot of people make a bucket list with things like skydiving or bungee jumping, things many people have survived. They dont put something nobody else puts on a bucket list, like driving a full length nascar race at full speed going the wrong way the entire time. 500 or 600 laps going the wrong way. People want to put something they think they have a low risk of dying from, and a good chance of living through, and call it a thrill. Your heart would be beating fast enough before your final seconds if you did something nobody else does for a bucket list item, at least then you'd be interesting and original.
The guy/girl turned 5 cars at the speedway into a fireball to do it, but people that knew him/her could say he/she completed his/her bucket list.
by Solid Mantis May 3, 2020
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visual bucket list

1. It is a literal bucket list of people, places, things, or otherwise visible events like a sun setting, either for those that are losing their vision or for those that want to expand heir horizons.

2. A tool for those that experiment with drugs and wish to see things from a different perspective, such as a 'visual bucket list of everyday taken-for-granted things,' like the people on the daily subway commute or the flowers in a backyard garden.
3. A list that is similar to a bucket list, except it's for aesthetic pleasing only.

Example:
1. Bob made a visual bucket list yesterday for our DMT trip tonight in the desert.

2. Luaren wanted to see everything red and green in her daily commute to and from work, as her color blindness is kicking in and she's losing the ability to see those colors.

Yea. Deal with it.
Stacy made a visual bucket list yesterday and she wants to do Acid tonight.
by Nightblu3 July 10, 2017
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Fuck It Bucket List

A list commonly kept by thots of all the people they have fucked and would like to fuck going forward in their lives, usually contains the names of all of their friends.
Stephen: Hey did you see Ana's Fuck It Bucket List?

Christian: See it? I'm on it!
by Bearnelius March 7, 2019
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Bucket list

The funny/suspicious Indian guy had a few things on his bucket list-

1) Go skydiving.
2)Finish a Nascar race going the wrong way the full race.
3) Wrestle Darryl Stingley (an item he had to remove from the list in 2007 before he got to do it).
Kid- Hey mister, wanna wrestle? I always wanted to try you.

Darryl Stingley- Not today. Really my wrestling future isn't looking bright tomorrow or after tommorrow either kid, don't add it to your bucket list.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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bronko bucket list

a bucket list in which you get these four

things from your favourite girl
• makeout
• get head
• ear her out
• smash
if you do these 4 you have completed the bronko bucket list congrats king.
tom:Hey brew i completed the bronko bucket list with my favourite girl

jack:congrats
by jackthecake28 July 13, 2021
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Red Bucket List

A Red Bucket List is like a regular bucket list except that the items on said list are usually of a sexual nature
"Getting my D sucked by one chick while another eats my ass at the same time is at the top of my Red Bucket List."
by Professor Sequoia August 30, 2023
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