by Gaby Malick November 09, 2010
(n) Body or hand lotion primarily used as a masturbation lubricant. It is discernible from traditional lotion in the sense that is is usually found in an obscure or awkward location.
Marvin: Hey man, my skin is so dry...Do you have any kind of lotion?
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
Tom: Sure, there's a bottle under the couch.
Marvin: Awesome...why do you have lotion under the couch?
Tom: It's my motion lotion.
Marvin: You jack off on the couch?
Tom: Absolutely!
Marvin: Fucking disgusting dude.
by Dr. Stephen Hawesome October 25, 2010
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by sloppy suzanne October 30, 2009
Josh- "Man I was watching a movie last night and it had so much ho-motion in it. I would have boned them chicks anyday."
Dave- "Nice, I love ho-motion scenes. Especially Baywatch when the boobies are bouncing up and down."
Dave- "Nice, I love ho-motion scenes. Especially Baywatch when the boobies are bouncing up and down."
by Brain the Great February 19, 2010