Mailmanned

Constantly fingering things. Even while driving and sorting mail.

Wow. She was so skilled at multitasking. She mailmanned her date on the drive home. So majestic.

by Bexolater3000 March 10, 2018

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Mailman

When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.

Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.

by Provider2.0 May 4, 2018

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Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

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Mailman

Someone who steals an imaginary invite that was never sent in the mail.

"Yah, I went out for pizza last night" - Tim
"Does the mailman like this crust or deep dish?" - Ben

by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016

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Craig The Mailman

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.

Do you remember Craig The Mailman.Nostalgia man…

by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025

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people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.

"your family will die in 5 seconds"

son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies

friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.

son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*

by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

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