by Bexolater3000 March 10, 2018

When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.
Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.
by Provider2.0 May 4, 2018

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."
by Erranty February 25, 2020

by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016

by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025

people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.
"your family will die in 5 seconds"
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies
friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.
son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*
by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

by violenceis_overrated January 6, 2023
