Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020

Mailmanned

Constantly fingering things. Even while driving and sorting mail.

Wow. She was so skilled at multitasking. She mailmanned her date on the drive home. So majestic.

by Bexolater3000 March 10, 2018

Mailman

Someone who steals an imaginary invite that was never sent in the mail.

"Yah, I went out for pizza last night" - Tim
"Does the mailman like this crust or deep dish?" - Ben

by Zeepzeep May 30, 2016

Mailman

When your girl is driving and she’s giving you head while your in the passenger seat and you have to hold the wheel and steer the vehicle.

Dude my woman gave me the best mailman last night, we almost went into the ditch when I blasted and I lost grip of the wheel.

by Provider2.0 May 4, 2018

OG mailman

A demon that lerks among discord servers for his next victim-This demon he goes by the name of mailman he’s a so called “menace” he enjoys the misery of others around him.

Og mailman was a menace

by Idkbludidc May 20, 2023

the mailman

the reason your mom hasn't come home...

Dad I haven't seen mom in a while...

*sniff* Shes gone

Why?

...The mailman

by violenceis_overrated January 6, 2023

Mailman Murphy

A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.

Jakob: MAILMAN MURPHY?!?
Mailman Murphy: Sup dawgs!

by Olivehead October 11, 2022