On The Clock Dump

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.

by hangnail1 June 29, 2012

put the clock on

To time. To measure with a timer.

Move boy, we put the clock on you.

by ben42 June 12, 2007

Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.

Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"

by forrforr February 28, 2013

Beans in the crockpot

Drank a lot of beer night before, stomach hurting bad. Got the shits, but have a chub growing in my pants. Roll your chick over, take some cream cheese and fuck her back door. As youre about to shoot your load, quickly drop the beer shit in her mouth. Then blow your wad right on top. Thus simulating a bowl of chili with warm sour cream on top.

Dude, my chick was looking hot this morning. But I had the beer shots bad. So I fucked her and finished with a “beans in the crockpot”. It was haaaaaard

by The evil doctor December 21, 2019

if your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

A quote originated from Robbie Donald, Now a boy named Casin Mitchell takes this quote to heart.

Boy 1: Hey! How old are you?
Boy 2: I'm only 12!
Casin Mitchell: If your age is on the clock your ready for my cock

by Ehat is this May 4, 2023

cock on the clock

working for a living, doing the job, all in a day's work.

John can't join us tonight it's his usual Saturday night, Cock on the Clock nite.

by theapple April 16, 2012

On the clock

to be on the clock or someone to be on the clock is to be underaged (1-12)

Man:ur on the clock you shouldnt be on this website
Underaged:Please!!!

(this is implying that the underaged boy has his age on the clock and he shouldnt be on the specific website,to not be on the clock you need to be ages 13 and up)

by YMCT June 19, 2016