The act of one pinching the top of their foreskin closed, and then pissing inside so that it inflates like a balloon.
Guy 1: “yo, have you tried clinching yet?”
Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”
Guy 1: “damn bro”
Guy 2: “yes, but I had a full bladder so I damaged my foreskin and had to go the hospital.”
Guy 1: “damn bro”
by a fat glebaglob May 13, 2025
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Get the Clinch mug.When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.
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