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Barnyard Tennis

The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg
"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."
by 616Satan January 15, 2022
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barnyard pimp

chicken that was raised in a barn to be sent to be made for fried chicken.
"Please pass the barnyard pimp im starving".

"I can smell those barnyard pimps already cooking
by Kevin Mandell May 2, 2006
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eat the barnyard

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.
The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.
by Armando83 November 15, 2011
mugGet the eat the barnyardmug.

Barnyard Billy

Where a man is giving the hardest anal ever felt to either a male or female while a rope is tied around the taker's neck and to the end of the dick so that whenever the male pulls back then the head of the victim is yanked. They victim is taking it so hard that they also scream like a goat.
Tanya's neck was hurting fomr the hardcore barnyard billy.
by Big Dilly and Mateos June 19, 2004
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barnyard savage

Man look at that barnyard savage getting out of his lifted ford truck wearing a camo hunting jacket and a bright orange truckers hat.
by Bombaklod January 4, 2008
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