Gone Hiking

To cheat on your girlfriend, fiancé, or wife.

- Taken from the announcement that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from Argentina, while his staff told the media that he had "gone hiking" in the Appalachian Trails.

Mark: Jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while I go visit my other girl?

Tim: Sure, I'll just tell her you have gone hiking.

by gvillezack June 24, 2009

hike up

to pull up... a dress, socks, whatever...

And I'd hike up all my dress with a bow, you know...

by Fabio Porto December 3, 2007

gay hike

a group of naked guys hiking in a straight line with their dicks in the asshole of the guy in front of them

My boy scout troop went on a gay hike in Arkansas last July.

by Blak Steve September 14, 2017

Hiking the Apps

To have an extramarital affair.

See South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford.

Bob: Oh shit, Mike's "Hiking the Apps" with Judy.
Jim: Damn!
Will: Go Mikey!

by Puddyfudge June 30, 2009

Pregnancy Hike

A short, easy hike that a pregnant woman in her third-trimester could reasonably handle.

"Josh and Shari hiked a pregnancy hike today. Except they're not pregnant."

"You're only hiking 2 miles? That's what we call a pregnancy hike."

by Snazzled March 30, 2010

e-Hiking

To follow a hiking trail online via google earth with "Panoramio Photos" checked so you can view actual pictures taken by random people who's actually been to and hiked the trail.

To follow a hiking trail online via google earth with "Panoramio Photos" checked so you can view actual pictures taken by random people who's actually been to and hiked the trail.
It was during my final day of e-Hiking PCT from Mexico to Oregon that I realized that I might never actually hike this trail.

by mikey deez nutz December 18, 2014

Space Hike

(verb) the act of smoking weed while taking a walk in the woods.

Today we will take the pipe for the Space Hike.

by Bureiky March 11, 2010