Tiptarded

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.

"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."

by dissident19 July 9, 2009

techtarded

when one who is a retard when it comes to technology. aka. techtard

Susie couldn't figure out how to get on the internet so she asked Mike. Mike showed her and quickly said she was techtarded.

by moneybabymoney May 24, 2011

Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015

Restarded

A retarded way of saying the word "retarded"

Are you fuckin' restarded? I have an average uq 200+ you peasant

by Kekcunt June 13, 2018

Restarded

When your electronics act up and the only thing you know how to do is restart the the app/device because you are technologically illiterate and also kind of a generally dumb human being

Danna tried to troubleshoot the problem but she is fucking restarded so all she ended up doing was unplugging it"

by MCRON February 28, 2018

Restarded

Adjective- a really slow human being.

Ex) You are restarded.

by 000000000010000000000 November 7, 2020

Restarded

This word is used for/to only 2 specific people. Luvz, & Brick. These are two mental civilians that are very gay

LUVZ AND BRICK ARE SO GAY & RESTARDED

by TheRealJaine March 22, 2024