Tirone latouche

Very elegant, short, but very attactive. Has heavy potential to get a lot of play but is too much of a bitch to start anything. What goes through their mind is a mystery as they have a tendency to be very bipolar. Scientists theorize that he will never get any girl in the next 5 generations. Yes, tirone latouche cannot be a blood related curse but is a curse placed by the gods and makes a virgin woman between the ages of 60-70 give birth to a tirone latouche every century. Prophets speculate that the tirone letouche curse was happening pre common era as jesus was speculated to be a victim of the curse of tirone letouche. Some recent evidence has been revealed as a tirone letouche is now alive and is currently the age of 16 reports say. Thnaks to the awareness raised recently on this curse, communities have joint and worked together leading to interviews to be held with the family of the current tirone latouche and have found an idea on how to break the curse. A Professional witchcrafter has been concocting a magic spell that can cure the tirone latouche curse but will kill the current tirone latouche and erase the history and memory of those who knew a tirone latouche.

Girl 1: That guys has no bitches but looks kinda pretty

Girl 2: He must be a tirone latouche!

by The advisors June 24, 2024

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Mateo Tirone

Hot Puerto Rican babe who does the sickest card tricks. Everyone loves him, except for certain people who are mad because of how hot he is. Just wait until Mateo fucks ur shit up, he will pop a magic cap on yo ass and u won't be ready for it. He will make u feel like you have just been raped by an albino elephant on viagra. Don't ask about how he does his magic or he will shove a rake in your crack.

Random Chick: Did you see Mateo Tirone??
Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.

by dads_asshole634 December 20, 2017

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