The act of inserting three fingers (at the same time, not in a triangle) into someones butt. Funnier and more appalling when it is a straight male asking for it.
Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.
Hilarious. If you are asked to give, or just decide to give one. You must tell your friends. All of them.
by TT4Life May 30, 2009
Get the Triple Threat mug.1.(noun) a bowl packed with weed on the bottom, hashish packed in tightly then melted in so as to be absorbed by the pot, then mashed/rolled/sprinkled in kief so as to render the marijuana invisible. most tasteful
2.(verb) to rightously fuck someone up
2.(verb) to rightously fuck someone up
dude1: that triple threat fucking triple threatened my brain there for an hour or so...
dude2: bro, that was like ten minutes ago.
dude3: <gurgling snore sounds>
dude2: bro, that was like ten minutes ago.
dude3: <gurgling snore sounds>
by krispy805 September 25, 2008
Get the triple threat mug.Three men that fit into each of the following three categories: 1)overweight 2)ugly 3)not nice. These men have absolutely nothing going for them and are clueless to this fact. Strangely enough, these men are rarely single.
by MarcyyyyyBabyy February 20, 2009
Get the triple-threat mug.the act of going to the bathroom and pooping, peeing, and ejaculating in the toilet, all in the same bathroom session.
by o.wang.a.tang October 23, 2013
Get the Triple Threat mug.A sad state of affairs or just pure back luck when a person (most oftenly a female) is ugly, fat, and has bad hair.
by The Devil's Mistress July 24, 2005
Get the triple threat mug.by themakers February 14, 2010
Get the triple threat mug.When you go to the toilet for a poo but also have wank as well, therefore completing the triple threat (poo, piss, wank).
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
The combination of which it's done is very important. It's normally recommended to have the wank first, however this would mean holding your poo in and risk it being sucked back up.
The other option of course is having a wank after you've had a poo and a piss, so your willy is dribbly and your hand is covered in piss, whilst trying to get hard with a massive shit in the toilet below you stinking out the room.
by Stabilo Boss Original August 29, 2018
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