The shaft

Another name for a man's dong

The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl

by MCRedstoner_115 February 20, 2015

Semen-Stuck-In-The-Shaft

When you have reached an impasse and there is no way out but to live with the consequences and move on.

Dude, its semen-stuck-in-the-shaft. You just gotta let it go.

by Yacob369 December 31, 2010

give you the shaft

1) When the establishment symbolically strikes you or sodomizes you with a long, round, wooden pole because you do not fit into its machine for some reason.

If you are not genetically adequate, college will give you the shaft first by taking all of your money from you, and second by trying its best to fail you.

by AmazonBoobs2626 May 17, 2014

the shaft

getting totally told off

dude, you got the shaft *chuckles*

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

Blast the shaft

When a guy uses a removable shower head to blast the shaft of his penis.

Johnny: Yesterday I was blasting my shaft(blast the shaft) and it was amazing.

by SmileyFaceGuy April 22, 2009

flip the shaft

When you flip your hand upside down while masturbating.

Shotty didn't have a pinky, so she had to flip the shaft.

by Dirtynuggers March 1, 2018