I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.

I Think About Killing Myself *Almost* Every Day

Depending On How bad it is, the person may or may not include “almost”

Cryptic Social Media Post:

“I.T.A.K.M.A.E.D.”
Or
“I.T.A.K.M.E.D.”
Or
“ITAKMAED”
Or
“ITAKMED”

by Dolphin Daddy December 18, 2025

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0

The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.

The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

And not

z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

by Whatsit2yaa May 4, 2022

I ATEN'T DED

Literally, "I ain't dead." A declaration of one's alive status, often used by bloggers and members of online communities who haven't been - or won't be - heard from for a while.

Originated in the comic fantasy "Discworld" books by Terry Pratchett, in which elderly witch Granny Weatherwax wears a scrawled "I ATEN'T DED" sign while having out-of-body experiences, to prevent passersby from getting the wrong idea and burying her.

I ATEN'T DED guys, I've just been at my auntie's house for a week and her Internet is crap. What'd I miss?

by Rob T Firefly September 3, 2010

Mogi't'yan deda

This Georgian beautiful and the most popular phrase among Georgians means "I Fuck Your Mother" which is very offensive since you are disrespecting them and their mother.

-You Son Of A Bitch!
- Mogi't'yan deda

by shenidedamovtyan August 22, 2022