The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.
This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.
Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.
by senorguitarra September 26, 2011
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When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose
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When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.
"I don't want to tell Karen I can't make it tonight, so I'll Stealth-call her when she's on her flight and has her phone shut off."
by hbdanny March 18, 2010
Get the Stealth-call mug.A mental state in which a person believes themself to be a stealth clown, but is actually not. It can be caused by rejection by friends and family or too much spare time. Symtons are poor commuinity feedback and low self-esteem.
by JW95IRE June 10, 2010
Get the Stealth clown mug.SKEALTHY comes from the word, "skinny" and "healthy" put together to mean a person, such as a model or actress, who is "skinny", but who is also healthy.
Antonym: This means that in NO-way is the person anorexic, bulimic, or faces any other eating disorder. Or unhealthy behavior that affects one's weight and or health.
Antonym: This means that in NO-way is the person anorexic, bulimic, or faces any other eating disorder. Or unhealthy behavior that affects one's weight and or health.
Heroin-Chic is no longer in Vogue. It's all about the SKEALTHY models now. Nobody wants to see an unhealthy girl, designers and the population at large are still obsessed with thinness, but it has to be skinny/healthy or SKEALTHY. See Model Skinny
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Get the Stealth Wank mug.A person who has many of the internal qualities of a geek, however does not look or act like a geek.
A geek who has developed social skills.
A geek who has developed social skills.
by toosday June 11, 2006
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