Stumpy Eskimo 

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

Stumpy Eskimo by The WL December 11, 2017

Stumpy McSmelly 

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

Stumpy McSmelly by natasGA19666 February 27, 2019

stumpy mcrainbow dash

stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.

"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"

stumpy mcrainbow dash by pie-rat June 16, 2021

Stumpy wumpy 

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

Stumpy wumpy by Lava 4 Lyfe January 10, 2022

Stumpy lumber jack 

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

Stumpy lumber jack by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Australian expression of surprise and near-disbelief at some information. From the Lambing Flat district of New South Wales

Your eight-year-old ewes are giving birth to triplets? Well cut me down and call me Stumpy!

Well cut me down and call me Stumpy! by Victoria Anderson January 3, 2007

Grumpy Stumpy 

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

Grumpy Stumpy by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022