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stubborn turd

An especially annoying piece of faecal matter that will try its damndest to stay in your anus, as if clinging on to life itself. Blood vesels may be burst trying to shift one of these bastards, be careful!
Oh my God, half an hour it took me to drop that stubborn turd from my arse, but boy was it worth the wait!
by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006
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stuble

Stuble is a very short, highly groomed beard. Stuble is more often worn by the urban man, as opposed to the unrefined beard of the mountain man, who of course is known for the harvestation of animals to acquire their pelts, or in the alternative, the so called "woodsman" who is known for the exploitation of trees in an effort to amass and garner a yield of wood, which in some cases, the unrefined beard of both the mountain and woods men can foster a home for foreign visitors such as lice, as well as other associated and assorted vermin. Stuble is a masculine trait which compliments other masculine features such as a strong chin, a dimpled cleft and a square jaw.
An example of stuble is a man possessing a five o'clock shadow
by Squinkey November 2, 2013
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Stubbornolicious

Pronounced: "Stubborn-o-licious" which means Sexy Stubborn Girl.
It has a good connotation with a hint of frustration.
Stubbornolicious is used as a nick name for a playful and sexy chick that is a little stubborn.
Example: Hey Stubbornolicious I know you want to, you know you want to so...?
by Maziar Bru September 11, 2008
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stubbsied

1. To smoke a whole zoot(marijuana cigarette)to yourself when it had been clearly intended to be passed around.

2. To chat uncontrollably when no one is paying attention to what you are saying
1. ahhh! you totally stubbsied that joint dan.

1. don't stubbsy that spliff mate.

2. stop stubbsy'ing no one is listening my freind.
by cjd and randoz September 8, 2007
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Stubborn Larry

Name given to that obstinate nugget of poop that refuses to be flushed away
-Hey! Who forgot to flush the toilet?
-Sorry dude, it was me. I've flushed this toilet 3 times and Stubborn Larry was still there!
by jvbo April 16, 2009
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texas stubbies

A redneck gang that initiates its members by cutting the tips of their penises off.
"The Texas Stubbies are coming!"
by jdm.exe September 10, 2016
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king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018
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