The Spanish Inquisition

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...

Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

by ImmaLumberjack November 11, 2010

Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?

by ImTheLocalIdiot May 25, 2021

Spanish Class

Actual fucking hell

Time to go to Spanish class!

by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

spanish noob

A noob that speaks Spanish. Very common users among games.

*Noob dies*
Noob: u perra noob u hack perra feo

Person: Spanish noob.

by agtctae February 13, 2014

Spanish class

probably the worst class. a double period for some but feels like a whole day. very confusing very annoying. normally spent doodling and ripping up paper. all you can think about is when you will no longer have to take spanish

yo my cat died and we had to bury it ourselves.
yeah but I have Spanish class
oh shit dude yeah that's way worse

by emnothanks February 7, 2020

spanish slang

The use of non dictionary words in the Spanish language, street talk, made up words our culture has made up over the years

I came to urban dictionary looking for a Spanish version to help me figure out what a word used in Spanish slang meant, only to find out their isn't one . There should be!

by SandralaMexicana March 10, 2016

Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.

Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 19, 2018