socom 2

The guy above me still can't be good at SOCOM even though it takes no talent.

I don't like SOCOM 2 because I suck at it. I'd rather play Counter-Strike and beat off to Hentai

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by Brooksie October 18, 2004

Socom II

A fairly fun third-person shooter for the Sony Playstation 2 videogame console. It has very unrealistic physics including 1-hit kill knee shots and jumping off fairly tall objects and still being able to walk. Also, you can sustain multiple (20-30) gunshot wounds before dying. Online mode is the way to go, as long as you don't mind 10 year old kids who complain about every death and haven't hit puberty yet. Large selection of guns, although most have been renamed probably due to legal issues (i.e. H&K MP5=HK5, L85A1=IW-80, Styer AUG=STG-77).

Overall, a good way to spend some time, but just as bad as the craptastical Rainbow Six 3 for physics and realism.

Big 'N Tasty is the best on SOCOM II

by Joe Taco January 26, 2005

socom 2

possibly the WORST game ever invented... it has HORRIBLE gameplay ..bad online mode.. third person...which makes it even worse and easier to camp..this gasme requires no SKIll

guy1: wanna play socom 2 us NAVY seals... whooo HOO
guy2: ....im going to kill u right now...::kills guy 1::

by socom_SUCKS May 3, 2005

brb SOCOM

A term used by "Druid's" to express what they are about to do.

Usually said out of nowhere for no paticular reason.

*Sitting at comp doing nothing*

RufusFunkerdale: brb SOCOM
RufusFunkerdale signs off at ##:##:##

by J2k3 March 24, 2003

Dirty Scomo

A Dirty Scomo refers to the act of shaking someone’s hand, without their consent.

“She’d just lost her house, so I had to give her a ‘Dirty Scomo’ to get the photo op”

by ELK1 January 3, 2020

Going for a Scomo

Like a smoko break but going for a break in the middle of a crisis at work. Named after Scott Morrison the prime minister of Australia who went on holiday to Hawaii whilst Australia the country he is in charge of is/was suffering natural disasters.

Hey lads I know it’s busy but I’m just going for a Scomo break.

by Bushcomberbrown December 22, 2019

Scomo Handshake

When someone tries to shake your hand but you don't want to.

So they pick up any one of your hands and shake it like a dead fish for a second and then drop it down and walk away.

Named after Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison aka "Scomo" who went on a holiday to Hawaii during the 2019/2020 Australian Bushfire National Crisis.

"I saw a cute girl at a party and she didn't want a bar of me so I gave her a "Scomo Handshake."

by WazfromAus January 3, 2020