Jesus Smuggling

When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.
Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.
by Tybaltdavies July 22, 2019
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Smuggling midgets

A term used to describe a lady that has larger-than-socially-acceptable breasts packed into a very tight shirt.
Take a look a that gir, she's smuggling midgets.
by Alex Stacy August 19, 2007
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smuggling watermelons

A term used to describe someone that is pregnant, because of their engorged stomach.
Dude, that pregnant girl is so big it looks like she is smuggling watermelons.
by Fifi13 June 30, 2010
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smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.
On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!
by whatyousmuggling July 05, 2009
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drug smuggling

Bringing drugs from a different country
In the 2013 film, "We're The Millers" they smuggled marijuana from Mexico to the United States by sneaking it in which is drug smuggling."
by 69bigbootyjudy69 December 23, 2013
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smuggling peanuts

person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i'm smuggling peanuts aren't i?

person 1: uhuh
by sara s March 28, 2006
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Smuggling Butter

When a woman has just had sex, and is walking around with the splooge still inside her.
"Can you smell that? I think one of these chicks is smuggling butter."
by Pablobot February 17, 2010
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