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smuggling whoppers

When someone has a distint smell of body odor (BO), normally coming from their armpits. It then smells as if they have been smuggling Burger King Whoppers under there arms all day.
'Man are you sure you put deodorant on today? Because you smell like your smuggling whoppers!'
by CSells March 19, 2004
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smuggling tic-tacs

To have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.
"Dude, I'm smuggling tic-tacs. It's cold"
by Lucy October 20, 2004
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Smuggling cotton

1. A woman who, due to mensuration, is wearing a tampon.
2. A woman who, due to mensuration, is short tempered.
1. Dan: Yo Jimmy, are you joining the circuis? What’s with all the clown makup?
Jimmy: I ate a lose-meat sandwich the found out the bitch was smuggling cotton.

2. Honey, all I said was your sister has a nice ass. What’s wrong with you, ya Smuggling Cotton or sumthin’?
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
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Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.
Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.
by BobSutan. August 19, 2009
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smuggling diamonds

Hey Jen, you smuggling diamonds or you just happy to see me?
by the hun April 21, 2005
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smuggling a lefferts

to have a sudden erection
by TheDude Withaplan February 23, 2011
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Smuggling Wookies

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile.
Oh snap! Somebody call Han Solo, that girl be smuggling wookies!
by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011
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