The act of shoving 2 fingers in the vagina and using an electric motor in the ass. Commonly not for pleasure but rather punishment.
Steve: You see Betty over there?
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.
Joe: Yeah why the hell is she walking so funny.
Steve: Cuz I gave that bitch the smart car last night.
by TruckerBob May 28, 2014
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What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.
**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.
Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !
by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 6, 2012
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P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.
P1: How did you know what should be published.
P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.
P1: Your a tard
P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.
by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010
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Get the Smartarticles mug.when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.
when someone names the obvious.
when someone names the obvious.
Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.
by lulu0725 November 8, 2017
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