Sheentology

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.

"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone

by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011

seventhbok

"bubbling" or finishing seventh in a televised poker tournament like semi-famous poker pro Joe Sebok

Damn, I totally seventhboked that WPT tournament

by Christian Heilman January 11, 2009

seventh day adventist

A Protestant Christian denomination whose followers, upon Bible proof, observe Saturday (the seventh day) as the day of worship. Adventists worship from Friday's sunset to Saturday's sunset - a period of time called "the Sabbath day."

Followers of this belief...

- are generally against abortion.
- refrain from eating pork, shellfish, and other animals that the Bible tells are "unclean"; many people of this faith are vegetarians.
- are against gay marriage.
- are opposed to any piercings and tatoos.
- dress modestly and without adornments (i.e. jewelry, make up, extravagant hairstyles).

Being a Seventh day Adventist is really awesome - it fulfills my spiritual needs more than any other religion could.

by HappyLauren October 20, 2007

the seventh

1) the seventh letter of the alphabet, G
2) someone who is a G
3) someone/something thats fire
4) someone who is the truth

"Torii Hunter is the truth"
"Yeah, he's the seventh"

by THunter December 29, 2007

seventh base

now yer kinda pushin it/.... but if u do that math right....according to my calculations it would b a big anal foursome :)

we had a seventh base partay on my houseboat...i got it in the ass 4 times!

by ahhahahha October 13, 2003

Shment

An insult word that has no definite definition and can be used broadly to insult and put down others.

That shment treats his girlfriend like shment. We should show him where his shment belongs.

by phizzmynizz aka phi man tran December 15, 2008

one and three sevenths

The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.

May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.

by Lexrcal March 15, 2021