Inserting a beer bong in your butt and waiting for your brother to fill it with a mixture of Cigar City Jai Alai (or Fancy Papers), Noble Vines 242, and Jameson Cask Mates.
Gotta catch up to you fuckers who have been day drinking. Time for a Sarasota Buttplug. No, Terry, not a Minnesota Cuntrug.... That's completely different.
by PootyFrebblea July 28, 2022
Get the Sarasota Buttplug mug.In lacrosse lore, there existed a majestic rainbow dildo known as “Gus.” Its smooth, veiny surface bore the marks of countless battles.
But Gus was more than just a dildo; it was a mischievous spirit incarnate. On the bus, Gus would come out to play, slapping those around him and being put up many butts. After the game, it showed its true strength. Under the veil of night, it would awaken from its slumber, its rainbow visage gleaming with playful mischief.
Teammates would feel the gentle caress of Gus as it traversed their faces, leaving a trail of rainbow dreams. With each stroke, it whispered tales of victory and camaraderie.
On a fateful night, Gus embarked on a journey to Coach’s room. With stealth and grace, it traversed the corridors, its rainbow aura illuminating the darkness. Arriving at the threshold of Coach’s domain, Gus hesitated for a moment, its girthy form pulsating with anticipation. With a knock at the door, the lotioned-up Gus was left pulsating with a sway.
As dawn broke, Coach awoke to find himself adorned with the mark of Gus. With a chuckle, he knew that Gus’s antics were a testament to the team’s spirit.
And so, Gus became a legend, a symbol of mischief and camaraderie that transcended the boundaries of the lacrosse trip. In the heart of every player, the memory of Gus lived on, a reminder of the magic that bound them together.
But Gus was more than just a dildo; it was a mischievous spirit incarnate. On the bus, Gus would come out to play, slapping those around him and being put up many butts. After the game, it showed its true strength. Under the veil of night, it would awaken from its slumber, its rainbow visage gleaming with playful mischief.
Teammates would feel the gentle caress of Gus as it traversed their faces, leaving a trail of rainbow dreams. With each stroke, it whispered tales of victory and camaraderie.
On a fateful night, Gus embarked on a journey to Coach’s room. With stealth and grace, it traversed the corridors, its rainbow aura illuminating the darkness. Arriving at the threshold of Coach’s domain, Gus hesitated for a moment, its girthy form pulsating with anticipation. With a knock at the door, the lotioned-up Gus was left pulsating with a sway.
As dawn broke, Coach awoke to find himself adorned with the mark of Gus. With a chuckle, he knew that Gus’s antics were a testament to the team’s spirit.
And so, Gus became a legend, a symbol of mischief and camaraderie that transcended the boundaries of the lacrosse trip. In the heart of every player, the memory of Gus lived on, a reminder of the magic that bound them together.
by Gus on the Bus April 9, 2024
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When you meet a guy that you think is fabulous and he takes you away for a trip. Once there you quickly realize he’s horrible, boring, dog, playa, liar, etc and there’s nothing you can do about it but endure until it’s over.
by Never Boring August 18, 2024
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