Sandusky Stick-Up

Getting buttfucked/raped in the shower by the coach of your team.

Watch out for Coach Jim, I heard he gave Bobby a Sandusky Stick-Up last week.

by John Keogh November 11, 2011

Sandusky Shoulder

Similar to the cold shoulder, this is when your friends, family or guardians ignore the blatant proverbial or literal butt raping that you are dealing with.

(The meaning comes from the blatant ignoring of former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky banging children)

Did you see Bill in there? He was getting a reaming but I didn't feel obligated to help so I gave him the ole' Sandusky Shoulder.

This old, creepy guy was going to town on me the other night, Jim walks in, and sure as hell he gives me the Sandusky Shoulder.

Next time Sarah gets herself in that situation its going to be the Sandusky Shoulder for her.

by kbrownIVXX November 13, 2011

Sandusky Flashback

A painful memory of a childhood raping.

Mr McKenna had a Sandusky Flashback as he watched the local high school football game.

by DPgumby May 1, 2012

Sandusky Island

1) When left in a vulnerable position with a creeper lurking

2) When a community or person is alienated after getting owned, doing something stupid or is just a loser.

New York was stranded on Sandusky Island when Sidney Crosby came back.

by Hustla Da Rabbit December 3, 2011

Sandusky Dirt Cycle

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.

I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.

by davakon November 15, 2011

Sandusky'd

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

by osu5152 November 8, 2011

Sandusky Soft-Serve

Much like the Cleveland Steamer, this act involves depositing fecal matter on another human being. The direct act of San Dusky Soft Serve is as follows: You want to break up with somebody, you wait till they're asleep. Then, you open their mouth and take a nice ice cream soft serve type shit right in it. Punch them in the head to wake them up then flee the scene.

Jimmy hated Miss.Bojingles, so he decided to leave her with a Sandusky Soft-Serve as a parting gift.

by Willsyss October 13, 2006