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Samsung assistant

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by eekalana June 2, 2021
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Samsung

A company that makes good but sometimes shit products that should replace the grenade in Fortnite. Cough, cough Note 7, cough.
(Two guys playing duo in Fortnite) Person #1: Hey is that a new grenade? It's OP!
Person #2: No they just replaced it with a Samsung Note 7.
by U got reckt! 20 May 21, 2018
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Samsung Sam

A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.
Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021
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samsung ringtone

a samsung ring tone is very nice for a history teacher and they like to interrupt history class, and get innocent girls in trouble, and they still love their phones. this normally happens in grade 6 it is part of puberty.
"I love your samsung ringtone, but detention for you for interrupting the class"
by Lilly___23143tbvx February 6, 2020
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Samsung Virtual Assistant

The only known example of a tech company using a waifu as a selling point. Release TBD, but it has been received well (specifically by reddit, heh).
I used the Samsung Virtual Assistant to help me out with a hard problem.
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samsungfridgenotfound

the nicest and prettiest mcyt/gnfer tiktoker ever
wow, i love samsungfridgenotfound so much!
by bonk2 July 9, 2021
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saxsux

Coitus, but when performed on a Friday.
PANCHO, FRIDAY AA. CROWNE ROYALE, COCAINE, HOOKERENAAL SAXSUX, FUDDIYA PHAADO

(Mfs, it's Friday, Drink crowne royale, do lines of coke, have saxsux with a sex worker, tear da pussy up)
by Pancho Friday AA July 2, 2022
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