salad fingers

Salad fingers is a mentally ill man who lives in some sort of wasteland / refuge for the insane. his only companions are his equaly crazy neighbors and a few sock puppets. He enjoys the feel of rusty metals and that has replaced sex in his psyche. He probally got his name from noting that his fingers were solid and confused it with "salad".

Salad fingers: "I love the feeling of rusty spoons, it's almost orgasmic"

by Crackymcsmacky September 27, 2005

Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

by picklegorl September 8, 2018

salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

by margerine December 28, 2006

Salad-Finger

1. The act of fucking a fence.
2. When somebody licks you until you have an orgasm

Person 1: Damn, I saw Stacie salad-finger yesterday!
Person 2: That's hott!!
_____________________________
Person 1: Come over right now and salad-finger me baby!
Person 2: only if you salad-finger me first!
Person 1: I CANT WAIT!!!!

by Awesomeee February 28, 2008

salad fingers

a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.

I must find the perfect spoon.

by enter August 12, 2005

salad fingers

I heard its whut a guy saw when he was tripping on acid and turned it into a flash cartoon

salad fingers creeps me out

by Totototokok April 7, 2005

salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.

"I like rusty spoons!"

by Pisshead February 17, 2005